He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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