nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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