she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
We are two peas in an std pod
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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