the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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