We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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