so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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