I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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