you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
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If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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