so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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