the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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