Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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