i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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