Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
