My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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