im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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