you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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