You can't special order awesome
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
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Can I color on your dick again?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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