Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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