that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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