I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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