I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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