i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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