office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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