My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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