fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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