I wannas sexs uuuuu
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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