The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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