She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
