I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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