I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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