Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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