Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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