her vagine was all disorganized.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Randomize