I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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