i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
this will be a night to untag.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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