Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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