why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
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