ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
