Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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