No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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