I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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