That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Randomize
