we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We left an ass print on the piano.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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