You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
