is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
