I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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