So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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