So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
