is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
i now understand why vodka
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.