I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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