dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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