Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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