careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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